Breaking News: Book of Mormon Musical Proves ‘Nifty Little Mormon Trick’ is True

As I drove my youngest to a playdate in a nearby subdivision, I discovered one of my dearest friends retrieving her mail and stopped to talk. She had just returned from NYC, so I asked, jokingly, if she’d seen The Book of Mormon Musical.

“Are you kidding?” she said, “I’d never give them my money.”

I smiled and fought the urge to flip my CD player back on. I’d just been singing about Orlando, land of Sea World and Disney and Putt-putt golfing.

“Why not?”

She scoffed. “Because.” I knew she didn’t know what else to say. “Its garbage.” Then she added, “Hey, we need to go to breakfast soon.”

The night before, I had said to my husband, “The only song directly about Mormons in this musical that bugs me is that  ‘Turn It Off’ song. I don’t think that’s right to say Mormons have a ‘nifty little trick’ to keep us from dealing with the hard things in life.” Oh, the look he passed me before he started rattling off examples, mostly from his own mother’s life.

As I looked at my friend, who’d never seen the musical, heard the music, and had zero idea regarding the show’s plotline (many Mormons I’ve encountered think it is the re-telling of the story in the Book of Mormon), I’m pretty darn sure I literally heard the click in her head as she “turned it off.” The Book of Mormon Musical wasn’t worth her money, her time, her thought.

Don’t misunderstand me. I’ve no delusion that if she actually saw the musical or knew the storyline, she’d like it. She’d hate it. She despises all things profane, even if encased in sweet.  I hold no criticism toward any Mormon for their stand against the production. For me, as the storyline moves toward the profane, it loses its clever edge, but I’m older than 12 and not a male. Someday, when community theaters everywhere are doing this show, I’ll have a chance to actually see a staging, but I’ll likely never get to see how Broadway presented it.

I do, however, have criticism for Mormons who are short-sighted enough to think this musical will form negative opinions about Mormons and, thereby, make it that much harder to teach the gospel.

Storytime: Mentally wend your way back to the late 1970’s, era of belled pants and ironed hair. There was a certain movie–The Godmakers–hopping from evangelical church to evangelical church. If you haven’t seen it, The Godmakers is unabashedly anti-Mormon in the most classic of senses, complete with mock temple rites and deliberate misquotation of LDS scripture. When my non-LDS parents received, and my mother accepted, an invitation to attend a showing at a friend’s church, I figured it was in my self-interest to attend with her, seeing as, at 17, I was the only Mormon in the house.

During the film, the audience gasped at all the right places, and, fortunately, my mother gasped at their gasping. Her anger was palpable because she recognized what was on the screen was ridiculous. So I wasn’t concerned about her. My focus instead was on the back of the room where I’d seen another teenager who, like me, had become a Mormon during high school. He hadn’t been at church lately and now I felt I knew why. I wanted to talk to him after the film ended, but the circumstances allowed nothing more than a “hi” as my livid mother pulled me out the door.

I admit I prayed for my friend all week–and, as it turned out, he was praying for me. I know this because, come Sunday, he was back in a pew at the LDS church. He told me that, yes, his faith had dimmed, until he sat in that showing of The Godmakers. He told me that when the film actually said something accurate about the LDS faith, he felt the classic burning in the bossom and his flame of faith was relit. He became a “re-activated” Latter-day Saint and soon served a mission. I went off to college and lost track of him, but the point is, truth can be buried in a mountain of bull $#!+, but its still truth.

Back to the Book of Mormon Musical. I’m a believing Latter-day Saint, one who doesn’t practice that nifty little Mormon trick of turning off, or turning away from, the unseemly aspects of life. As a Mormon artist, I understand tension and contention. But what I fail to understand is why so many Mormons reject this musical outright.

My prediction: The Book of Mormon Musical will win more converts to Mormonism than it will turn people from the Church. [Quote me Trey Parker and Matt Stone.] Or at least the hit Broadway show will seed conversions. Secularists will enter and leave the theater without a change of opinion. Religious people of all stripes will leave chuckling and a little discomfitted that any religion is dishonored; hence, I believe compassion for the LDS will grow. Compassion breeds tolerance; tolerance, acceptance. The positive message that Mormons are happy and want others to be happy (even if they are naive or deluded) will be what sticks.  In other words, all publicity is good publicity.

So to all the Mormons who think this is one of the most disgraceful insults ever leveled at the Church, remember, remember, he who has ears to hear will hear. Furthermore, “all these things give thee experience and shall be for thy good” (D&C 122:&). Maybe the lesson we should take from this is that Mormon artists ought to seek the humor in our culture and write our own musicals, daggumit. I’m still waiting for the day I see a big 40’s type production number of the moment Brigham Young learns about polygamy. In other words, I simply don’t see what the fuss is about.  There’s no need to apply any nifty Mormon trick to The Book of Mormon Musical. Talk about the play with anyone who brings it up. Ask their reaction to it and breed a conversation instead of slamming negativity in their face. Make the creators of South Park proud: Be happy!

Now, if I were a Ugandan…



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5 responses to “Breaking News: Book of Mormon Musical Proves ‘Nifty Little Mormon Trick’ is True

  1. Yeah, I agree. I’ve even known people positively touched by “Godmakers.” I think more good will come of “Book of Mormon” than not, and I hope to see it on Broadway sometime.

  2. now u make me want to see it. i read on the church website, when all the sister wives crap started, that we as members needed to stop getting all crazy and up in arms about the show and understand that all attention to the church isn’t always negative (even when it seems it is) and more than likely it will create a stir of curiosity about the church which will lead to people finding the truth.

    it actually annoyed me that everyone was posting about sister wives on their facebook saying, don’t watch it, boycott it, hate tom hanks blah blah blah. what does that say about us? the best response to ignorance is silence 🙂

  3. Wel Hussy, I’m not sure the best response to ignorance is always silence, but regarding Big Love (which I haven’t seen yet seeing as I’m too cheap to pay for HBO. Its in my Netflix queue though), what the heck do polygamists have to do with me? I guess the show had a temple scene and Mormon people condemned that, but I heard from an LDS guy who hadn’t been to the temple in years. He expressed that watcing the episode moved him so much that it rekindled his desire to attend. I repeat, all things shall be for our good.

  4. Kathleen Dalton-Woodbury

    All I’ve seen of this musical was the song they performed at the Tony Awards, and as far as I could tell, it pretty well nailed it (for the most part–I aspire to more than one planet, thank you very much). My impression of the “elder” and how he sang the song did not offend me–I have known plenty of missionaries like him, and I was gratified that even if the performer may have believed he was being facetious and/or sarcastic, the “heart” of his message came through to me, and I suspect to others as well.

    If there was anything negative about the whole performance, I would have to say it might have been the snickers I think I heard from some of the audience. And those just made me sad.

    I’m with you, Lisa. I would not be at all surprised if people, after seeing the Tonys, at the very least (and even moreso after seeing the whole musical), don’t open their doors to missionaries because they want to find out if they really are that hopeful and “naive.” And I suspect many will do it in hopes that a little of that optimism and wholesomeness will rub off on them.

  5. Hey Lisa,
    I like this article. I don’t worry that the musical will thwart the purposes of the Church to share the Gospel. Yet I do have my suspicions as to why it had the support and backing for production, and I think it’s political, and I don’t think that attempt at ad hominem ridicule is the right way to persuade in a political issue. Yet, as you say, the truth shows.

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